Ten Ways to End a Relationship

1. PATRIOTIC
I've got to dedicate myself to work of national importance.

2. SNOBBISH
Your time allocation has expired.

3. OVERWEENING
You are too fine a human to be held back by constraints.

4. PIOUS
I shall pray you find happiness elsewhere.

5. MELODRAMATIC
I'll kill myself rather than go through this torture any longer.

6. PATHETIC
I'm not worthy of love. I can't stand anyone to see me like this.

7. DEFENSIVE
I don't have to give any reasons.

8. SINISTER
I've been sleepwalking with a bread-knife lately.

9. LECHEROUS
I want to f*** your best friend.

10. PHILOSOPHICAL
Well were we really going out anyway?

Henry Normal


hahaha.. i think this is really funny.. :)